Reasons to Hate: The retardation of the German Liberal Party
Well I’ve already poured a generous amount of hate over our Liberals in the past. But it just doesn’t get old. That brain-defect bunch of loonies never ceases to churn out ideas that not only appal everyone with the least amount of common sense but also border on pure comedy. While that is not essentially a bad thing – everybody loves to laugh at the idiots – it becomes a fucking desaster if such a farce of a party becomes part of the government. Get this: Their top-dingleberry and current secretary of economy, Phillip RÃ¶sler, recently proposed softening environmental protection in order to enforce the Energiewende (yes, Energiewende is an internationally reknown term). The basic idea behind said Energiewende was to cut down on harmful and finite ressources and gradually make the switch towards a production of energy completely based on renewable ressources. Which is to say: It was meant to help and protect the environment. So, in essence, what Mr. RÃ¶sler is proposing is facilitating environmental damage in order to protect the environment.
Excuse my french, but THAT IS FUCKING RETARDED!! It’s like bombing for peace. Like using violence to end violence. Like eating fast food while trying to loose weight. For fuck’s sake, it’s like trying to fuck yourself in the ass! Why don’t the liberals get the hell out of government and start trying just that: fucking themselves. They way I see it, a party has no legetimisation whatsoever for being in government when it is celebrating over polls that see them only just on the brink of irrelevance instead of way out there in Who-the-fuck-cares-about-you-land, which is where they spent the last two years.